I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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