just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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