the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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