I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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