She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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