the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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