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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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