she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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