Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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