Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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