He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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