Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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