Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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