we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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