Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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