He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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