I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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