I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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