I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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