so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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