It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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