Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Terrible idea I love it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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