i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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