At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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