I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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