I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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