Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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