He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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