Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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