I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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