we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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