I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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