Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
ugly people sure do ruin things
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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