their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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