24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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