ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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