called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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