Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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