can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I didn't notice because vodka
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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