I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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