That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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