windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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