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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
A+ Viking dick
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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