Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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