why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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