Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
