That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
birth control should be required to get into college
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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