is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
either way he was missing a nipple.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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