Banned from zoo.
Again?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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