Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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